The bloke I dislike most in football... Strikes again.

It's a shame Scholes, Pirlo and Xavi in particular had missed out, they really have given a catalogue of footballing-god memories, between them.

It just goes to show how good the two special players are who keep hoovering up year after year.

 

Cattermole's better though - just doesn;t get the recognition

 

Cattermole would be the better plasterer if he followed the path that life had intended for him.

 

Plasterer? He'd be doing time now or dead for picking on someone too big!!

 

Probably would have fell off his ladder and be on the sick.

 

you honestly think he'd have managed to get onto the ladder - he'd have pulled a muscle in his leg trying t climb then dislocated his shouldre trying to smooth the plaster!

 

Referees recognise him without any bother.

 

Then when he went to put a claim in, he'd get told to **** off, even though the exact same thing happened to that **** Raheem Sterling and he got a £2k payout!!!!!!!!

 

I'll have to remember that one for the next time i come home pissed, i'm sure the missus will believe me.

 

that name should only be mentioned, in prayer, when your communicating with the things most godly in your heart

 

He was forced to drink beer, or he fell in a vat in a brewery !

 

He didnt realise his rum'n'raison birthday cake was 50% proof.

 

What a **** rule, don't drink alcohol because it's the devil according to Allan.

When I was in Dubai having a few games of pool in the bar in the hotel, the Arabby lads were getting wrecked in the corner, with a load of Eastern European whores in skimpy bikinis.

Lucky bastards, I was with the ex, I should have wrapped a pool cue round her stupid head and left her on the floor for the concierge to wheel away to the bins.