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The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah that's how this reads fella, keep telling yourself that. <laugh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Singular or plural ... but don't mix ... makes you look like a thick cnut :emoticon-0136-giggl (we wouldn't want that)
     
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  3. No, you don't understand, Bambi.

    See, there is a close-harmony group of singers called The All-Time Mousers, of which Luvvy and Sky are members. They cover an extensive Max Boyce back-catalogue. I was simply paying them a compliment.

    I bet you feel foolish right now, yeah?
     
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  4. Wummery is power, and my power is wummery, Bambi.

    You really do walk into these, don't you!
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Nah ...that's just Saints sitting way too close to you again ...

    PS I'm thinking of leasing you out as no fcuker has come forward to take over ownership (and I'll be waiving any reversionary interest) <whistle>
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    This is way too easy ... off to the shops. <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Couldn't go without mentioning the complete overuse of commas in the first sentence ... <doh> ... it grates against the sensibilities ..<laugh>
     
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  8. Oh, does it, Bambi? I am, I may assure you, content that, but for an odd, yet completely understandable, slip, my use of the comma, so prevalent in our language, is grammatically correct and proper, as taught in the classic usage, according to Fowler's, The King's English. I cannot account for your ignorance of grammatical construction.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Don't forget your Cardigan it's cold outside.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Robbie Fowler's autobiography?
     
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  11. Is it true that that book contains no punctuation?
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just lines.
     
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  13. <laugh>
    I see what you did, there!
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...suited and booted today buddy ...had to look the part earlier (as opposed to 'look a part' like poor HIAG has this evening - poor love) ...:)
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    #****
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    This may be a silly question but why are they called mousers?
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I noticed your Jedi trick Luv, they are never wasted on me like.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Probably some genius thought of it because it rhymes with Scousers.
     
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  19. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Genius indeed. Why not stick to the tried and tested dippers?

    Most peculiar.
     
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  20. I coined the phrase, inserting it into the Cockney rhyming-slang vernacular.

    Mickey Mouser = Scouser

    Get it?
     
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