The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Why don't you call in @brb and @Resurgam again to give you a cuddle mate

 

I've got bored of wumming the supermods. They get prickly when I get into my stride, whereas you turkeys know no different.

 

You did a great job of making your wumming look like a bitch fest when you were screaming for everybody who'd rinsed you to be banned

 

You didn't see the clever irony in all of that? Really?

Come on, ffs! I know you can be obtuse, but I can't believe you are that dense!

 

You made a **** of yourself to try and convince people that you weren't trying to make a **** of yourself ?

That deserves a slow mate. Well done.

 

Thank you, Pixie. I am here to entertain, after all.

I am here all week. Try the veal, if you get the chance.

 

You're welcome. We've been laughing at the village idiot that is you on here for years

 

Lolzy lolly!

 

^^^^^^ meltdown alert

 

Hiag needs urgent medical intervention as I fear for his mental health.

To summarise the situation:
Hiag now claims he isn't Hiag but is in fact the figment of his imagination;
Hiag now claims he has a sock account and is A87 despite the undeniable fact that A87 is personally known to others;
Hiag claims he doesn't have a sock account and isn't Saintsfan08 despite evidence to show that he is;
Hiag claims he went to Las Vegas in California and got a helicopter from his hotel;
Hiag claims that he was in a near fatal car crash yet was okay to be left at the side of the road;
Hiag has 2 kids aged 6, 10 and 14;
Hiag claims to be a Rock Guitar hero with a groupie fan club;
Hiag claims to be a hot shot Lawyer and wheeler dealer property magnate with untold wealth, yet his wife drives a ****heap car;
Hiag claims that he is a magician, multi marathon runner, and marksman;
Hiag also claims he is a WUM master.

 

It's a shameful list of Bullshit,

don't forget to add Cambridge graduate to the list

 

Well, I did manage to get you to invest a couple of hours of your life thinking up and writing out all that ****e, so I would suggest that my legendary mastery of wummery is self-evident!

 

To be fair mate, I think he was being kind to you by leaving off your Cambridge graduate, coastal mansion and nightclub owner claims.

And he could have really rubbed your nose in it, if he'd brought up the time you were thrashing around crying for everybody to be banned. Or the time you called in the supermod who made you cry and go into hiding. Or the time you threatened to call the Old Bill

As I say, you should be thankful that he's only mentioned a few of your **** ups mate.

 

Given your last point are his other claims surprising?

 

Who's Clair ?

 

What evidence would that be G4 ?

 

It highlights his bullshiting

 

PIXIE has severe HIAGnation. <summarised>

 

**** me are you obsessed or what like?

I can't remember half this **** and I prolly liked most of it.

Manz rattled.

 

Actually you liked all of it as you always do