Off Topic I Have Nothing For Sale!

Is this still on offer, if so count me in, that would be my girlfriend's present sorted

She would be chuffed with that!

 

I suggest you read it again. I've even highlighted it in blue so you can see it.

Oh yeah, and welcome to the mod madhouse

 

Cheers

It's a Glenn Hoddle of a job . . . . parrentlies

 

After my team losing again, l'm feeling a bit empty at present ............. so l thought l'd post myself here.

I'm like my football team, l bring nothing to the table.
I have nothing to offer!
I am without anything.

 

After yesterday I feel the same about my team, Aussie, except that it's the players that should be feeling this way . . . . I, too, have bugger all to offer

 

Ipswich are offering no entertainment or value for money.
Available to all for the cost of a match ticket.

 

Thanks Woops, wish you had mentioned that earlier when l was in a position not to buy anything.

 

I wouldn't have bought anything, either . . . . it could have been your unlucky day, Ducky

 

Webster's probably the best player on our books.
Apart from the two loanees Williams and Lawrence.

 

I use to play, left right out!
Coach thought that was my best position.

 

I can only assume that the, seemingly decent, players being spoken about here are available . . . . for nothing, otherwise they wouldn't have been mentioned on this thread

 

Nope.
Clarke cost nothing as part of the deal that got us Webster.
Pompey will now make money off him when they sell him.
We'll make cash off Webster when we sell him.

At least Portsmouth got something for nothing out of the deal

 

You won't . . . . because the transfer window is closed, you dipstick

Otherwise, of course, we wouldn't object at all . . . . it's not like we have nothing to replace him with

Oh, hang on . . . . that's exactly what we've got

 

As far as goalscorers go .........
Were thinking of getting Ray Charles ( singer ) exhumed.
He might be dead,
He might be blind,
but he'd be better that anything we have at present.

 

Did you say 'might be'

I Wonder why you didn't think about getting somebody else . . . . say say say somebody with a bit more life

 

Nothing happening here ............. move along.