People who put Yorkshire puddings on their Xmas lunch are probably the same people who put chips on the plate with their full English.
Well we'll certainly know who to blame when Santa fails to deliver our presents! What do you cook yourself for Easter? Cute floppy eared bunny rabbits and little yellow chicks?
Best part of a roast is the Yorkshire puddings. Christmas day is supposed to be the mother of all roasts. Why the **** you drop the best bit?
The best part of any roast is the meat... beef, chicken, pork, lamb... in that order... anybody choosing some puffed up fanny batter as the best bit needs their cock removed for being too gay.
Simply. Disco, because it's not a 'sunday dinner' As Benny Hill would have said . . . . you no risten
Well I've no sympathy mate, I've told everybody on here to buy a pair of mirrored aviators for that exact purpose, those who don't listen will get caught. Always pay attention to your good friend Terry, I have a degree in beach perverting.
Tip number two Always have your vest hanging over the back of your sun lounger, that way, when you have to tuck your stiffy under your shorts waistband, you can cover the protruding helmet (assuming it's visible and you're not a man with a choad) with your vest, without having to retrieve it from some awkward, unreachable bag.
Or lay on the beach with a pre dug hole for expanding member to grow into, always look away from the wife as well, that helps.
Mate... cock holes on family beaches bro. Po-po gonna be filming that **** you'll be doing a 5 stretch in the pen.
slightly deviating from the xmas dinner stuff. i love eating the turkey in the days that follow, turkey with chips and pickles, turkey curry, turkey sarnies etc. we have a turkey for 8-12 people i think and there is just the 2 of us.
Can't have any roast dinner without yorkies mate, it's just not the done thing. What's your recipe by the way? show me your and i'll show you mine For cheesecake i usually go for lemon, lime, any citrus or strawberry.
My wifes cousin bakes an awesome chocolate cake She lives in the Lake District when we visit it's always on the menue. Having said that she was a baker in the 70s
