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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 13, 2016.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Mine will be to try and get Mrs Grove to stick her finger in the farter and not just tickle me around the ring.

    Either that or lose a bit of weight in time for summer.

    What will yours be?
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Planning on getting ripped in 2017.

    Arse ripped by getting 3 cocks up there at once that is
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Stop smoking. Again.
     
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  4. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Gave up 'resolutions' when I was ten!

    Might attempt fifty second 'go' at chucking Tennessee's finest!

    JD4.jpg e

    Will be in Edinburgh Airport on 1st January so there will be f..k all chance of success!
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Going to stop self harming
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 13, 2016
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Going to stop harming Trev.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    This is awkward

    Self harming = masturbating
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 13, 2016
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  8. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    My dear old Pa taught me that every w**k meant an angel would get her wings!

    Such wise words from an old lush.
     
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  9. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Just thought I would add this 'winner' from a BBC Fivelive weatherman:

    It will either be fairly cold without snow on Christmas day or it might be very cold with snow on Christmas day. Sucks the f..k.ng life out of you!
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I know.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm giving up sobriety.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Surely in order to give up sobriety you would have to have been sober at some stage previously?
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I will no longer be posting as "Toby"
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 13, 2016
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    We know Mindoid, we know :frown:
     
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    Toby, Dec 13, 2016
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm giving up quaaludes, Benadryl and my nasties since I'll be in court for several months like my persecuted brother, the Juice.
     
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  16. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Obviously an 'A' student from some midwest evangelist college in the good ol' USA!
     
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    bayernkenny, Dec 13, 2016
  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Painfully unfunny?

    Youre using "Mindoid" as an insult ffs
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Used the end of the word '*****loid' to complete your stupid username?

    Sorry for not making hilarious jokes about callcentres <sorry>
     
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    Toby, Dec 13, 2016
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