Off Topic The new Scottish plastic fiver

A mate of mine showed me one today, first time I've seen one.
On the front is some Scottish novelist tart from about 200 years ago.
But what struck me was the back of the note.
It has two fishes on. A Salmon & a Sturgeon.
How ****ing ironic is that?
Good old Nicola has to shove herself in there however she can the sad cow.
I hope her mott hole heals up.

Horrible woman.

 

They should have Billy Connelly on the back of the next ones a true legend.

 

Wee Jimmy Krankie..

needs slapping with a wet Salmon..

In it only for self glorification and her own dizzy heights, like an empty condom with David Cameron's finger prints all over it..

 

I have heard that due to complaints from vegans that the new five pound notes contain animal extract, they are going to stop this and replace it with vegetable extract...I wonder if you eat one it will count as one of your fiver a day?

 

My mate is from Edinburgh and he ****ing hates her.

 

I have heard the cabbages are against this and are taking the argument to the greenhouses of parliament..

Ouch, I'm outa here..

 

Awful woman

but wid ya Billy

 

I'd probs let her nosh me but not sure I'd shag her.

 

She`s a hideous little gnome that one.

Seems a lot of Scots can`t stand her.

 

Ya getting as bad as me!!!

 

They should have used pork fat. Imagine the havoc in the corner shops.

 

I thought they were a mythical scottish creature... what alchemy is this.

 

We stayed in a B&B in Fife during the summer, a couple we've known for years, real Scots and they utterly detest her and her politics. In fact I've not met any ordinary Scots who have anything nice to say about old fish face so how the fcuk is she in office.

 

I'd love to wake up one morning to the news that she's been shoved in front of a bus.