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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like a porn parody.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Metal would be quite cold in the winter, make sure you warm it for her first.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. She'll like the initial pain <ok>
     
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    I wouldn't insert the full crutch mate, albeit it sounds like she'd be able to accommodate a decent portion of it.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Put it in sideways.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She'll have to cope with THE HAMMERHEAD <yikes> TM anyway <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    FFS...<doh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    A few sherbets in there with the eldest. Denice on top form. No tits, but several sambucas <ok>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    did you not go see the game or does the grange not have game access on dodgy box?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It wasn't on at the Grange. I kept updated on my mobile.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Very sad news on Saturday night. You've all heard me mention Baccy Dave. You may remember that a couple of years back, his wife to be got cancer and after a long period of chemo and radiation treatment, the tumour was small enough to operate on. She underwent a 12 hour operation (at 72 tears of age) and after another 5 months, was given the all clear. They then got married.

    Unfortunately, it returned earlier this year and this time, she was past fighting it. A wonderful, wonderful woman as well. RIP Barbara. I'll miss you and your wit.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can't imagine ever losing my wife (I have to die first), must be terrible.

    <rose> Barbara and best wishes to Dave, I hope he can still find happiness in the years to come despite grief.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not the best start to Christmas for anyone who know her at all well. Dave will get plenty of support <ok>
     
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    Sorry to hear that mate <rose>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks greez. A truly top lady <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    With a twist of irony, we are about to be hit by 'Storm Barbara'! Get in there, Barb <ok>
     
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    R.I.P Barb. <rose>

    Hope she blows the chimneys off the roof of those she didn't like. <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She was very like me in some ways, including disliking 95% of the people in the Cheese. A lady of great taste and a bloody good cook <ok>
     
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