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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 5, 2016.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Are they fancy street lights in the background mate?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 11, 2016
  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Price ?
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 11, 2016
  3. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Dont do things by half here in Saudi. Been in Mecca the last few days. Havent seen so many people in one place since I stood outside the exit doors at Stadium of Light at half time.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 11, 2016
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Katie.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 11, 2016
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Yeah...my mother wanted to go to the " wailing wall " in Jerusalem but couldn't get near it for Mackems.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 11, 2016
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  6. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    How can you tell?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 11, 2016
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Shes smiling obviously..
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 11, 2016
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  9. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Exactly. Trouble is now she is saying she also wants an eye-job for Christmas.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 12, 2016
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Evening Tash.

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 12, 2016
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  11. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I expect they'll be pretty dear. I mean if you are gonna have a Rachel Riley lookalike jerking you off whispering "Ooh Chaos, I want your spunk on my face and my tits, use simple mathematics to divide it up evenly"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 13, 2016
  13. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    69 quid
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The wife asks me to photograph pressies I want so just sent her this...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 15, 2016
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    Yes, The PERFECT GIFT
    But, can you please ensure that you get the name correct.

    Its HEED not Head.....<ok>
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Just waiting for Obi to 'pop up' and annouce my missus already gave him his hahahaha
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 15, 2016
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Have made a last minute request for a Dyson V6 Car and Boat handheld vac.
    It feels a bit feminine getting a handheld vac.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 19, 2016
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    JakartaToon, Dec 19, 2016
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's a good job I'm not at my work desk mate.... the colleagues would get the right idea.
    I've just realised that... shortly after the post about 'head'.. I then put up the Dyson post which may look odd and is in no way linked.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 19, 2016
  20. Captainchaos.

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    I could be on to a belting piece of gash for Christmas
     
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