Too busy posting crappy Christmas threads to notice there wasn't one for the weekender. Ipso Facto this can be it unless Mon has any objections, which he obviously will because he has objected to everything I've done this week!! I may be doing a spot of decorating, mince pie making, wrapping presents etc. Mrs Grove is away so I shall be dusting off the porn and cracking open the baby oil for a "**** 'til you cry" session.
big trev's getting his dinner made for him the night. Then probably get his farter poked and maybe even involved in some piss play imho Old Lady tomorrow for the Gers v Hertz gemme
Just been 'messaged' by my hip wee cousin. Have been invited up the toon to Edinburgh's Christmas Market. I presume (and hope) this is 'family' code for let's go on the lash! Anyway, now shaved and dropped a few kilos; shower soon. Meeting at some trendy 'boozer' in George Street for some of Bavaria's,Kentucky's and Tennessee's finest!
Shocking thing to say about my wee pape (female) cousin, not to mention the wives and daughters of my other cousins. Can but hope though; some are quite fetching in a maternal sort of way!
You say paternal; I say maternal .......... Anyway, last night was a scream! Me and the wee RC had a ball. Noticed that an elderly 'Bavarian' with attractive younger female attracts attention from even younger bints in Auld Reekie's more upmarket rub-a-dubs. Info. update - no mixing of bodily fluids so life expectancy remains positive! 08.06 Monday morning; off out to Leith's less salubrious boozers! Toodle pip! Memo to BK; must remain fairly sober if thought of new neckwear arises!
