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Transfer Rumours Zlatan on a free - for a year ?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by glazerfodder, May 17, 2016.

  1. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I would take him for a year or two.

    1) We can dispense with Fellani, keeping the height threat but gaining in terms of superior distribution and goal scoring ability

    2) Our youngsters will have a master to teach them finishing and to develop their skills
     
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    Zlatan does not teach, because being Zlatan is a skill that cannot be taught <ok>
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Good luck if you get him <laugh>

    Any ounce of self respect Utd have will be thrown out the window with that cock in the team. I'm trying to think of someone worse you could sign...

    still thinking...

    Nope. Can't think of one.
     
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  4. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    Sturridge
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You are joking right?!

    I'm going down the Balotelli route personally.
     
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  6. Stan

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    Balotelli?!

    Zlatan's won 13 league titles in 15 years in 4 countries!
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He's a legend. He said he was so I'll take his word for it.

    I know the guys had a great career, but bringing him into a team that needs some team morale and a leader is suicide.
     
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    I think bringing him into the young team would actually be a master stroke! He is a natural leader and would help their development tremendously.

    I bet you wouldn't pass up on him joining your team.
     
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    You'd lose the bet then <laugh>
     
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  10. Stan

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    Because he's had such a negative effect on the teams he won his 13 titles with?
     
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    Do you seriously think Zlaten is the answer?

    I think it's desperate measures personally.
     
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  12. Stan

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    He isn't the "answer" but on a free he'd be worth a punt. He's a proven winner, they're hard to find!

    Gary Mc was 35 when he signed for Liverpool.
     
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    Zlatan still one of the best strikers in the world be made turning him down on a free transfer.
     
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  14. Treble

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    Zlatan is the Chuck Norris of world football.
     
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  15. glazerfodder

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    It strikes me that at the moment we don't have that charismatic leader - someone in the mould of Cantona - and Zlatan would give us that. Rooney is captain, but you wouldn't call him a character. A year or two of Zlatan playing in the right games is a win-win situation for us and in particular for Woodward, as whatever his wages, shirt sales will more than cover it. Sign him up
     
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    Zlatan does not like Liverpool, infact he will burn the city down
     
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  17. glazerfodder

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    All the more reason to sign him up
     
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  18. Treble

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    I haven't seen his hair recently. What's it like?
     
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  19. armchairblue

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    If you get him and Jose,i reckon you'll win the league next season.Big if though.
     
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  20. Treble

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    Really? Mourinho fair enough, but you rate Ibrah that highly? Personally think he's about 3/4 years too late for the prem.
     
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