Zlatan Ibrahimovic....?

My dream would be him in a Saints shirt, equivalent to Keegan back in the day....

Could NC pull it off?

Would MoPo go for it....?

He needs a challenge....................................

 

...oh look! Some flying pigs.

 

You must be either drunk, high or both!

 

Yes, that would be a modern day equivalent.

 

I like the look of Southampton next year and you have some great players but you have to be joking surely?

I mean, there is ambition then there is this - That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever read?

Apart from the fact he's on over 200k a week and would walk into any team in the world's first 11 why would he take a pay cut then move to Southampton?

As I say, I like Southampton and think you'll do well so don't mean to put you down but that's crazy talk.

 

He did say in his book though, that we tried to sign him but he told his agent he wasn't interested.

 

I think it was more to do with the KK comparison.

 

Hahaha. Funny enough, I have to say I wouldn't want someone with his personality.

 

If we had Jesus in the team still there might be a chance.....well chance is probably not the right word.....

And not Jesus Perez, its Alex Ostlund I´m talking about, one of his best friends...

 

we have more chance of a W ank from the pope !

 

That's a new one...

 

Have to say I disagree. I think that eventuality is a lot less likely that us signing Ibrahimovic - particularly since there are many thousands of us.

 

Logistically difficult for the pope considering the top speed of his car.

 

You'll be able to wheel him on when he's 92.

 

I'd happily take the second best striker in the world; he's won the league in his last five seasons or so, that's surely a good omen!