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Zenith Jinx Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. We don't get extra time <ok>
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    We just do not have any chance against Zenith. We need 3 goals, they need to sit and pick us off.

    We're fooked.
    Game over
     
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  3. BringBackfootie

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    there's no way Suarez and Henderson will score leaving Gerrard to finish off the comeback in the final minutes.

    No chance, mince pie
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

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    "I was here for the first Chelsea semi-final, for the 'ghost goal'. For me, it wasn't a goal."

    i agree <doh> talk about showing your blue core there! i mean sorry if it hurt all the way back then but the word and their mother saw your keeper pole-axe a player and frankly without hawkeye how can you know.. you are LFC manager so you should know sticking with this no goal rubbish is a total lead balloon

    the rest is revisionist stuff which frankly is astounding. the sutff about the team breaking up is hilarious seeing he broke it up! Kuyt left, he was a reserve at that point. Maxi left, he hardly played, aquilani was on loan and awful, aurelio did nothing finally. adam was terrible so you bought allen to replace him! Bellamy is about the only guy of merit to say left.... any you also bought BORINI!

    I find that hilarious.. sure we lost two 100k per week players in kuyt and maxi who both sporadically contributed but the REALITY is rodgers brought in sahin and assiadi too.... and he also chose to dismiss carroll out of hand.

    No team "broke up".. that's ridiculous.. it sounds like torres, suarez, hyppia, gerrard et all left on him and he is a hero!

    "defensively alright" thats a joke seeing west brom thrashed us day one and we consistently let in goals like at city twice or west brom again etc etc etc etc..

    "What they had before when they were good wasn't a partnership, it was an association, or an acquaintance, or something."

    I sincerely doubt that rodgers put "or something" in his 180 page thesis that got him the job off mr henry.



    annoying but a more see through type of quotation that you usually get... the problem is you see right through the guy as a spoofer. he dropped skertl cos he likes agger more despite the fact agger is worse defensively.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Start an 'Unjinx Thread' to be on the safe side <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I reckon you and MFG should get married and have cynical, miserable children <ok>
     
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  7. BringBackfootie

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    He plays Agger cos he can pass and make runs, defending is secondary in Brendan's plans hence Skrtels omission


    P.S. Agger does NEED the game time though<ok>
     
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  8. Tobes

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    It's alright lads, you're safe, as I've put cash on both teams to score tonight, which virtually guarantees that you'll keep a clean sheet. <doh>
     
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    I hadn't finished.

    Liverpool are so outraged at the blatant assassination of one of their players that they summon up the spirit of Istanbul. It arrives in the form of the ghosts of Traore and Biscan. Gerrard promptly dives to win four penalties, all of which are scored by Biscan on the rebound. Djimi adds a Europa League medal to his CL one.

    Just watch, it'll happen...
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    You may be right.
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Swarbs is just jealous because they didn't have the mighty Biscan <ok>
     
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    We are winning 5-0 with ten minutes to go (Carra has got 2 of them). An alien spaceship flies over to see what's going on, all the lights go off and the game is abandoned.

    Sounds feasible to me.
     
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  13. KingEric07.

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    Liverpool WILL win 3-0 <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Tosser <ok>
     
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  15. Milk Milk

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    Worst fear?

    This is what will happen....


    Kristen Stewart will streak naked onto the field.

    ... score a goal for Zenit; the ref, Howard Webb, reassigned to game last minute, will allow the goal to stand... send Shelvey off for pulling a disgusted face and then proceed to start abusing Suarez with a broom handle.

    Then at post game interview Gerrard will confess he is adopted and his real name is Stevie Neville.
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    This. <ok>

    Whilst I find a Zinit forum to laugh on and call them all Choc ices.
     
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  17. What would the opposite of this be...? :huh:
     
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  18. Milk Milk

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    A beautiful woman would score a goal for us... although sadly she will be clothed. Shelvey will get away with murder. Ian Rush is Gerrards daddy.
     
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  19. I'm going to be watching about half hour behind everyone else tonight. Will try to catch up be watching it speeded up though <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    What? <doh>
     
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