Your life in a drink

Norwich are rubbish I would be Inparcel in my judgements

 

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A parent's job is basically a daily struggle to help a crazy person stay alive.

 

Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!

 

When some one told you that you have jelly rolls, you tried to eat yourself but your fat body stopped you from doing so.

 

You know how birds can't see glass? Well, blondes can't either.

 

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

 

You were beautiful in my dreams, but a ****ing nightmare in reality.

 

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

 

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

 

You: 'Is there 22 letters in the alphabet...'