Your life in a drink

I hilariously slipped in some lyrics from the song Black Velvet. And I'll tell you a wee secret, just as well I googled the lyrics because I always thought the lyrics were something like "smooth southern skies" but it is actually "slow southern style" pmsl

 

I see. I thought there was supposed to be an actual hilarious joke I'd missed.

 

So, not hilarious at all then.

 

Au contraire mon frère, it makes it even hilariouser

 

Prick.

 

It's a song thicko

 

I used to call my hemorrhoids Black Velvets and when quizzed as to why would say "you know, the Alannah Myles" *

* this may never actually have happened.

 

Am no gonny be able to come back from this.

 

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Trying for the Forum Simpleton award,you have plenty of competition.

 

Not anymore, Kev's wrapped that one up for the next few decades.

 

brown...never mind.

 

Lots of Toby menshys

 

*Squat

 

Furstenberg with glayva poured in the neck of the bottle. Fûck your cider/lager / blackcurrant you amateur pricks.

Pricks.

 

And amateurs

 

Both individual fab drinks. Never mixed though, not like Gerry (race)

 

It was my staple.diet for a while. With the occasional Miduri and lemonade so I could get my greens.

I'm a health concious kinda guy.

 

FTFY