Off Topic Your food of choice

Yeah but I don't pay a penny and still have kids* ever other weekend.

 

Did one of those at Christmas absolutely amazing tucker.

 

My favourite mains......

 

A worrying amount of utter ponce food in the selections above. You'd expect that from your average gooner or West London chav poser tbf, but northerners eating "scollops with chorizo and pea puree"? Do me a favour.

Two fried eggs, chips and beans, brown sauce on the beans, red sauce on the chips. Two slices, mug of tea. Even veggies can eat that, the twats.

 

I'd have a little risotto to start, not too much as it is pretty filling. As long as it cooked properly with a good stock not too bothered what's in it. A chicken and mushroom one would suffice. Maybe a chorizo one.

Ordinarily I'd say roast dinner with decent cooked variety of veg but, as that was my death bed meal, I'll go for something different.

A proper thick 14oz (min) rib eye steak, extra mature, cooked rare. Thick chips on the side and a pepper sauce made with brandy.

A bottle (or two) of Barolo to wash it down.

Cheesecake for dessert but not too much as there's got to be room for the cheese and biscuits after.

 

****ing love food. Number one choice is:

Chicken vindaloo, bombay aloo, special fried rice and a keema naan.

Though any of these are more than welcome in my gut:

Kofte kebab, rice, **** load of chilli sauce, pita bread.

Breaded brie. Fillet steak (proper rare, borderline blue) with chunky chips. Apple pie and custard.

Curry goat rice and peas.

Toby carvery - King size plate of course - Gammon and Beef, pile up with roasts and stuffing, mustard mash, beef gravy, horseradish on one side, apple sauce on the other. Job done.

Wash all those down with a nice cold cider.

 

Nice, but on the curry front I'd have a butter chicken makhani with a tarka dhal extra hot mushroom rice and two pouri's.

 

Food of the gods

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That looks well nice.

 

Best thing you've posted this year mate, love the aloo whole. Love it with sweet potatoes.

 

Looks good, mate...

 

I apologise to any Muslim posters for the timing of my post.

 

Why it aint pork and the world moves on.

 

It is Ramadan though and they're fasting

 

I'm doing a curry when I get home.

 

So what? thats up to them, stop being an apologist.

 

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't know what an apologist is and just say that it was just a light hearted quip about showing delicious food when they can't touch it. Not like I took my post down.
Just when you were appearing human.

 

Then you would as you normally do assume wrongly, if thats a quip you need to look up the meaning.

 

I love the last box of Kraft Macaroni and cheese , just before payday , when there is nothing left . It's the best !!

 

Looks lush that lot.