Worst signing of the season

Pogba's cost was 18% of the club's turnover.

This is like watching a ****ing scruffy chav in the street telling a billionaire that he's paid too much for his Ferrari.

 

I can see that that your geological knowledge is a bit grainy, and I'm afraid it's left your argument in a rubble.

 

That's a lot better, Pix. You appear to have found a rich vein of form with your punning to mine.

 

Really?

Been bossing games has he? Totally dominant, the link between defence and attack? Has he been lighting up the pitch with his effortlessly brilliant passing? Does he always seem to be in the right place, & always know what to do with ball? How many of his performances this season would you describe as "outstanding"?

 

If said Ferrari keeps missfiring, blowing a gasket and pissing oil everywhere, then the chav in the street is probably right

 

But the billionaire really wouldn't care.

 

He'd just buy a new Ferrari.

 

Or a plane.

Or a Griezmann

 

Peanuts when your turn over so great

 

We should all line up outside Old Trafford with ****e we want to get rid of. Whatever it is, we're bound to get 4x the going rate. Long weekend to clear out the shed and attic, methinks.

 

Are you gravelling to Pixie now?

 

Thats sounds about right

 

Should price tags be ignored? I get the player does not set them....but there is alot more to the thinking behind a price tag apart from Commercial reasons.