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With Age Comes?

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  1. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol..yeah.had that phenomenon...you've done nothing different and suddenly young women start chatting you up....and that in itself makes you feel old because you actually go "you're too young love"...the inner 18 year old then screams in your head "wtf are you on about you bromide drinking ****er!" ...

    I'm told with me it was the beard..apparently it means trustworthy....I just thought it meant hide the loose jaw and chin lol..
     
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    Young women are more friendly as you get older because they think you're harmless.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm not that old yet though. But it's weird. You're nobody, then all these 18 through 25 year olds all start going gaga over you for several months and then you're nobody again... And you start thinking... What was I doing for a few months that made them suddenly flock to me?
     
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  4. saintKlopp

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    Were your flies done up?
     
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    Unfortunately this ^ is exactly how it is.

    They're chatting to you as a 'safe' male, you dumb ****ers

    Great opportunity to get a good close up gander at some stonking young tits though :bandit:
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    I'll take a pity ****...as they mistake it for a blindy stick...decking my dog out in a fluorescent yellow coat helps...

    That by the way works better than my nephew! Walking your dog who thanks to the fates...does the wagging tail sit down look up cute **** to every woman you meet ...and I didn't even train her.

    It's worked twice...of course then they get to know me sans puppy and I'm then screwed lol
     
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  7. Tobes

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    if you're over 40 and want to **** quality young birds then you need coin.

    A fella I know (same age as me) got divorced a while back and every time I see him he's got some new piece of top end young flange on his arm. It helps that he drives a Ferrari, lives in a fabulous house and has a boat in Marbella like. I tell him it's shallow and he's says, and what? Can't fault him
     
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  8. DirtyFrank

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    <laugh>

    Exactly...it's the natural balance of things. When women are young..they learn quick that they're contemporaries are twats...get drunk a lot...have no money and pump like Wiggins with a puncture..

    Old dude...has learnt how to get her off so he can pump just the same but get his kip in afterwards...he's learned a dead arm post coitus is much preferable to grand useless gestures..

    And then yeah...you should have dosh.

    I don't....:emoticon-0106-cryin...I'm not a keeper lol...
     
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    They want his money, and see him as a meal ticket, he knows it, and milks it for all it's worth

    He has a tack of giving them a taste of it, then smashing the life out of them while they get ideas of having hooked the big one, and then he dumps them. It's quality tbf.
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

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    Oh and Milk..you know why it happened that way? (So new age bollox but true).

    Because you weren't trying to half inch right from the start...you were just talking to the girl..they think it's great cause they're sick of dudes literally waving their cock..you were listening.

    It stopped cause you reverted to "young bird..I'd like to **** you"...they saw it in your eyes...<laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not knowing when the clocks go forward.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing this ^ <grr>
     
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    Your cock falling asleep.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Quality fro Dribs as usual. <laugh>
     
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    Plaaayaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Dick pics man, dick pics, that is flirting these days

    Of course unsolicited dick pics will get you rejected by a girl faster than a middle aged dude shoots his load at the prospect of 'quality young flange'

    Only ever send a dick pic if the girl leads things that way, most (young mostly) guys haven't got a clue tbh
     
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  19. Tobes

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    Indeed, I don't like him much tbh, but that's probably driven by poorly hidden jealousy <laugh>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    What have you missed ??
     
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