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Match Day Thread Wig ann vs Newcastle

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 11, 2016
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    another selfie from Albert , before long he will post more pictures of his yellow chinos
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 11, 2016
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    With that thought in mind, somehow Ozzie Fred's posts appear more witty and humorous than ever seemed possible!!
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Dec 11, 2016
  4. JakartaToon

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    We should let him do a guest match day thread - see how many time he uses the phrase "and I mean the premier league not The Premier League"
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 11, 2016
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  5. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    How about letting him do the Boxing Day game - like a bit of a Xmas present as he seems so obsessed with our club rather than the one he allegedly supports...
     
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    Judge Death, Dec 11, 2016
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    The gloves will be off for that one!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 11, 2016
  7. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Hard game this one.
    Will Dave Whelan mention his FA Cup leg break I wonder?
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 11, 2016
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  8. trentderby

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    I think that they will try to win, but so will we, and that makes us dangerous.
     
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    trentderby, Dec 12, 2016
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    I would have thought so lol
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 12, 2016
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  10. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Prediction - 0-6 away win
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Dec 12, 2016

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think they will try to lose, we won't and that should mean we win.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 12, 2016
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    not so sure ..think they will try to lose, we will try to draw and the ref will try to win and that should mean we win the FA cup
     
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    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Dec 12, 2016
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    Trying to lose = A
    We wont = B
    Should Win = C
    Trying to draw = D
    Ref Trying to win = E
    Winning the FA cup = F

    So A + B = C

    or

    A + D = C

    A + D + E = F

    What does E x F - C +A +B = ?
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Dec 12, 2016
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    aha!

    E x F - C +A +B = B+A+C- FxE <ok> simple
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 12, 2016
  15. Beardsley's Stylist

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    This post would have made a lot more sense if you had used numbers rather than letters
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Dec 12, 2016
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    It's not meant to make sense though, is it?
     
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    Toon_Man_Sam1, Dec 12, 2016
  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So if she wore a red wig then you would be straight in there Albert, right?
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 12, 2016
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pulse- check
    Female- check
    Red head- check

    All you need to know.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 12, 2016
  19. General Lee Speaking

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    Some people are soooo picky.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    To be fair Albert is getting less fussy. There was a time when he would also have "4 legs and a tail' on that list too.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 12, 2016
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