No border. In truth there will never again be a hard border in Ireland. Britain couldn't afford it. The border will be at British ports and airports, not in Ireland.
I never understood that particular epithet. Who are you meant to trust then? Why does drinking make you more trustworthy? I'd say that there is more evidence to the contrary. I'd like to state for the record that despite being teetotal I've never sanctioned executions, bombings or knee-cappings and I am not a ginge.