Which Spud will break ranks next ?

Pixie is going to be livid that you have reminded him and everyone else about what is quite possibly the greatest ever wum **** up in recorded history.

 

Deluded much

 

So Deli Alli currently leading the poll by a county mile. Not surprising really, he will be courted by a few big clubs. I can see Levy cashing in next summer to pay for his executive box and a few cases of Dom Perignon at the new stadium.

 

That blow job gif isn't going to persuade him to stay ....

 

Interesting prediction, Pix.

I'm sure one of the lads will have bookmarked that.

Let's all hope that this doesn't come back to haunt you, mate. I'm running out of room in my sigs for all your colossal wum **** ups!

 

Meh... if he doesn't go next summer I'll just 'do a HIAG' and claim I've netted you.

 

TBH once Spurs are out of the title race by Xmas then a few of the "kiss the badge" boys will start looking to move in January

 

^^^^^^^^^

If any if the above sounds familiar to you, It's because you heard it all before, 12 months ago!..

 

So ... what I am hearing is ... spurs players will want out 6 weeks before gooner players do

 

Wow that only took 3 minutes to get a bite - and 2 whales at that

 

No, mate.

You've made a wum-prediction, and the lads will ensure that you stand by it.

If Alli decides to play at least one season at our spanking new stadium (you're predicting he won't), you'll have ****ed up in epic fashion (again).

It will be humiliating, and you know it.

 

Notice how I didn't bite?

 

Wow ! that didn't take long.

In you pop matey

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That will be your WUM ninja training that prevented you from chomping down hard on my bait

 

Same can't be said for HIAG's 'activities' in Basingstoke laybys

 

As much as I am flattered by your having plagiarised one of my top wum-tactics, I do have to point out to you that you have used it incorrectly, Pix.

Me pointing out to you that the lads will hold you accountable for your wummery is not a "catch."

Hey, lads, there's a bundle-load of FUM points, for anyone sad enough to claim them!

 

It's called parody. Not surprised it orbited over your head though.

 

Indeed, my friend, it was.

It was a tasty-looking piece of bait, I will grant you that much.

However, with the use of my acute anti-wummery vision, I saw the barb lodged deep inside, and moved away.

 

No, Pix. Sorry, I am not having that.

It was wummery, pure and simple.

And you will be praying that Alli leaves next Summer.

You cannot take it back, unfortunately, mate.