well i was in Malindi on the Kenyan coast, coming back from the pub, walking with my mate Rob to the hotel, saw a piece of rope lying across the road, it was dark with a full moon, got a bit closer and saw it was a massive python, it raised its head and started coming towards us, well we were off like a shot, i glanced behind me and it was gaining on us, got to the pub again slammed the door shut and it was only 3 yards of us, it raised its head and looked through the glass the **** was massive. 5 of the local lads grabbed their pangas bit like a machete, they went outside hacked the fekker to death, then slapped sections of it on the barbi, then as if from nowhere loads of locals came for the free nosh and a few bonny lasses as well, cracking night after all.
weird taste mate , a mix between rabbit and crocodile, had a 3ins slice but the fekker was as wide as my leg bit bigger than a tea plate so it was like eating a big rump 3 ins thick, the tamarind sauce with it was canny as well.
