Probably more to do with..... Little Miss Moffat Sat on Obi's tuffet Eating her curds and whey Obi got jealous His passion for eating is zealous So he ate Miss Moffat cos that is his way!
Ooh, I like ryhmes and limericks. So here goes: There was a lazy **** called Nev, can't be arsed to do any more...