Off Topic When beer is

Well not friggin normal.

Anyone brave (or stupid) enough to attempt any of these badboys?

67.5%

50quid a bottle.


Mentalists.

 

My liver would fail on that stuff.

 

Just ya liver?.

A quivering mess after a small glass.

 

You've just reminded me I need to check the anti freeze in the car

 

Even ya car would be a quivering mess if you put that stuff in.

 

I tried a 70% proof brandy once while in a sort of no mans land between Holland and Belgium, half the street belongs to Belgium, the other Holland and every other shop was a porn shop. Anyway, came across this little tobacconist-liquor shop and just had to try this Brandy. Only had it in those small (quarter size) bottles and me and the lad i was with necked it between us.

They found him in a local snooker hall in a heap, i was escorted away from a department store window where i'd apparently been staring at a mannequin with my face planted against the window and i'd pissed myself. ****ing great day out that was

 

. Fantastic

 

Brilliant.

 

Funniest thing I have read in a while.

 

Class, I wonder if you wanted to fight the mannequin or **** it.

 

Most importantly - were the porn shops any good? (mental not of location made)

 

Tennants is nasty though.

 

Tennants super?

Horid muck.

 

Aye, that cheered me up.

 

They sell a little 70% beer in a pub in York. £8 for the equivalent of a double measure (250g) I think thats right.

I bottled it and tried the mere 32% Nuclear Tactical Penguin. £5 for the same measure. Bit embarrassing getting slapped about the face and told to get off the floor at 2:30 in the afternoon by the landlord but it was like drinking paint stripper. I hasten to add I dont drink paint stripper that often.

 

Next day wasn't

 

Probably **** it after looking in all the porn shops. All i can remember is watching this bird dressing the mannequin and then being escorted away, but 3 hours had passed so **** know's what had gone on.

 

Weirdest experience ever mate, and i've had quite a few.

Me and my mate were sheepishly looking at all these porn videos on the shelf and this man and wife came in and were shopping for dildo's. She kept picking them up and showing the guy and he was in turn picking others up and offering them to her while we watched on giggling like two school kids. Every porn shop we went ion was like that as well, not like over here ( i guess) This street was only a couple off hundred yards long and there were around 20 porn shops, amazing.

The best part was that we'd gone there for a game of snooker in a vain attempt top keep off the drink that didn't work at all

 

Yes Commiachio jesus that is terrible, I tried it once, I am at the minute drinking tatra beer (Polish) 7% and it is ok, like Newcastle brown ale and don't be contraceptive (Nellie pledge) about me in the future lads hehe.