Off Topic What's your real name?

I spent the first few months of my ex's pregnancy arguing that if it was a boy we had to call him Rickie. This got even stronger once we found out he was a boy around April time...

Then it got to the Summer n he ****ed off to Liverpool... argument avoided

 

I hope you, your wife and little Ronald are all happy with the end result mate

 

Never a wife and now an ex but didn't go with Ronald either... learnt a lot from that Summer!


Tosser

 

Gotta give Chief credit ... he sure knows how to make a point ....

 

My name is Paul Simpson. There.

 

My name .. Jose' Jimenez

 

Big tits?

 

Do you live on Lyon Street?

 

My first name is Hoddle. I'm frequently worshipped.

 

You seem more of a Freddy.

 

I've bent more than one fender

 

I almost forgot to add: Cambridge graduate and Harvard Lecturer

 

Almost? It would appear you did forget mate

 

The first is true, the second you made up to suit your hollow wum-agenda.

I feel sorry for you, Pix.

 

Did, you, say, Harvard lecturer.

Ps. You also forgot Strongman finalist & Marathon man

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Of course it is HIAG You also claimed you went to Harvard to give some talks.

Do you want to come clean about bullshitting about the San Francisco marathon whilst you're at it ?

 

Pathological Liar too.

 

HIAG should rename this thread : 'What I wish my real life was like'

 

That one should come top of his list.

 

Indeed! It says much that he needs to big himself up on an internet forum.