Off Topic What's your real name?

You really don't have to answer this one, if you don't want to.

However, a lot of us have become mates on this board, and I thought it might be nice if we could converse on first-name terms.

You can give a nickname, if you prefer to keep your identity anonymous.

I'll kick things off.

My name is Tyler, but certain of my mates call me Leftie, because I play golf left-handed. We're always having a laugh about it. Some of the women I know call me Big T.

I'm hoping that we can keep the wummery out of this thread, lads.

 

Big T...Twat?

 

It's Marc by the way.

 

Richard.

 

No, Luvvy.

I'm a bit embarrassed to say, actually.

 

Yeah mate, sounds legit.

 

Oh!

Somehow, it suits you.

I like the fact that your parents went with a "c" and not a "k."

 

Can we call you "Dickey?"

 

If I was going to guess, I'd say you are a "Dave" or a "John," Tobes. Am I close?

 

Tosser?

 

Welsh innit.

 

I did ask to keep the wummery out of this thread, Luvvy.

Okay, I'll give you a clue...

"Big T" refers to a certain part of the lower part of my body.

The wife refers to it (jokingly) as "little" Tyler.

Yeah! Got it, now...?

 

Did you have a nickname, mate?

I hope it wasn't "Taffy!"

I new a Welsh kid at school, and even the teachers used to call him Taffy. I never did; I was always respectful and called him Neville. That wasn't his name, but he seemed more like a "Neville" to me than an "Alexander" (which was his actual name).

 

Yes for a time like every Welsh person in the armed forces ever I was called Taff.

 

Toe?

 

You may refer to me as "Sharpe" or "Richard Sharpe".

95th Rifles

 

Lee

Little funny story actually, my Mum and Dad separated when I was a baby, actually let me rephrase, my Dad the **** ****ed off and left my Mum to raise me by herself but if he had his way, my full name would've been Grant Crackenthorpe.

Thankfully my Mum stood firm and I took her surname as well.

 

I have said my real name on here a few times.
Lets see if anyone is stalkery enough to remember what it is.

 

It's probably Toby.

 

Good game.

I said mine not long ago. anyone remember?

I remember yours was Rodney