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Off Topic What's your poision?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by C'mon ref, May 25, 2017.

  1. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Ok,here goes, a lot of crap is posted on these forums and I have to say I think that some of it is under the influence of certain substances, be it booze or other stimulation. But I enjoy reading it all, as crap as it may be, and doesn't always concur with my belief's. In my own admission its Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Gold is the culprit, what's yours?
     
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  2. Quill

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    Cocaine.
     
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    Fez Well-Known Member

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    Jack (tonight)
     
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    Hendricks..
     
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    Top man!
     
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    bought meself some gin and tonic herbs from lidl.gonna give bombay a go!
     
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  8. BrAdY

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    poison.
     
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    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Teeling single grain Irish whisky.

    It's lush.
     
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    Having read many, many dubious posts on a wide range of threads, I can only suspect the authors were under the influence of products from the Clown Shoes Brewery.
     
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    i don't know what poision is. :(
     
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    Is it a french fish?
     
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  15. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Everything apart from Southern Comfort...and Unicum
     
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    Cocaine early in the evening then I like to move to heroin but I'm not afraid of a pick up so a couple of crack pipes are my go to.
     
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  19. Ernie Shackleton

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    So got home from work and poured a glass of Californian malbec.


    Took a diagnostic sip.

    Not bad. Initial hit of tanning leather, followed by a subtle draft of tempered foxglove, with an undertone of the bedding of a Rhodesian Ridgeback bitch in heat.

    Pretty much what you'd expect for £6.99 from Sainsbury's.


    Took an appreciative sip to confirm my initial judgement.

    Spot on, as always.


    Took a celebratory gulp...



    And nearly ****ing choked to death on the wife's engagement ring, wedding ring and eternity ring.

    That's a ****ing five figure sum of jewellery.


    As I'm gagging on diamonds, gold and platinum, she explains that when she goes to the gym she hides her rings in the wine glasses so that burglars don't find them.


    ****ing women - they're barking.






    Oh ****, I've just told you bastards where she hides her loot.


    Just don't rob me, OK? I'd never hear the last of it.
     
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    During winter it's a full bodied vin rouge , and summer it's a good vin rose . I have a bottle in the fridge .
     
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