What's for tea tonight then?

I have weetabix milk uncooked oats then scrambled eggs (2 full, 2 whites), that's reasonably healthy

 

Fish pakora is the best, but you widny know that ya veggie freak.

 

PS. Breakfast id for poofs and mongos.

Unless it's a Sunday morning full cooked brekkie. That is a pleasure no man should be denied.

 

Before turning veggie I ate my way through a lot of the animal kingdom, from wild hare to kangaroo. Wasn't overly keen on sea food mind.

 

Sometimes the hotel staff request my room number but never my ID.

 

You probably said before and I've forgotten, but what turned ye veggie?

 

Ya prick

 

Having to suck cocks for a living.

 

sausage casserole.

 

Haggis pakora is my fave

 

I'm having salmon fillets with chilli and lime butter and broon rice btw

 

Aye, I guess that would do it.

 

^^^^

The same thing.

 

Made by yer own fair hand? Can I have some?

 

I've never tried that. It's on my TODO list as of right now.

 

Aye and NAW

 

Ok.

*looks at floor, sadly walks away trying not to cry*

 

Large mixed tandoori kebab on naan.

Washed down with a yellow tail Shiraz.

 

Chocolate eclair, chips and beans.

Accompanied by a glass of lukewarm sweat wrung from Doug Mountjoy's underpants.

 

If have gone for peas instead of beans but sounds cracking.