What should i have for lunch?

Just go for your usual hot sausage with extra mayonnaise ya poofy little ****.

 

Went with a tuna & cheese baguatte, chicken broth soup, and a bit of caramel shortcake.

HAV IT.

 

**** sake, how did you find us you auld prick!?

Did you watch the Football Years last night ER?

 

<MUIR!!!!>

thats kinda the basis im working on frank but i'm not sure i'm meant to be like a pig in **** sat/sunday <MUIR!!!!>

bring on the chip calzone!

 

You'll never git rid of me sunshine. I'm like a bad smell. And I ain't some ponce like Popeye - bloody scaredy-cat.

Aye I watched it with a tear in my eye. Didn't see myself at 1980EasterRoad though. I was going mental jumping about all over the shop.

 

i had 2 macaroni pies, a bag of salt n vinegar hula hoops, a lionbar and a fudge donut. <muir>

 

One fag so far (2 more to fit in before 2), can of Pepsi Max just opened, original flavoured hula hoops & a blue ribband <MUIR>

 

**** sake Dougie. You're an actual disgrace.

 

**** up TN8 <MUIR>

 

sorry TN8 they were all out of muller rice ya big arse bandit <muir>

 

Was it TN8's fudge donut you dined on?

 

you can bet your saggy old ass it was<muir>

 

Pizza Crunch and Chips, not got it yet taking my lunch at 2 but this is currently what I'm planning on having.<MUIR!!!!>

 

good choice mendes <muir>

 

tommy who gets more visitors, you or ER? Do you both take it in turns for the computer?

 

What a stupid ****ing question TN8 <MUIR>

Tommy - do you still get morning glory at your age?

 

What age did you stop getting it?

I hate getting it on the bus in the morning, always goes ****ing harder when my stop is approaching <MUIR>

 

i always get one on the bus <muir>

 

What did they do with the legs after they took them off? Did you get to keep them?

 

I wouldn't worry BumBhoy everyone is probably too busy pissing themselves at such a short arsed little shoed twat.

P.S. I am NOT Uncle Tommy. Custard would be nice though. So long as there's no lumps in it.