You are far older that ye pretend ...or, ye come fae sumwhere where steel combs are manufactured locally cos no **** else needs them.
A fine lookin young man you will only be able to swipe the cobwebs aff yer ancient dusty hole thinkin about. #vagisil
...not to mention yer louse laden fanny Nah, seriously. Sorry. That was uncalled for. Lice canny stand dust.