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Off Topic What could have happened to Brucie?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    From the presser today.

    I think he may have been juggling greggs pasties and one of the players will have sneakily put a frozen one in which caused his injuries....
     
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    It looks like he's been doing a bit of a number on himself... because Moyes is getting all the glory.<party><party><party><party><party><cheers>
     
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    His nose looks a bit bent out of shape...
     
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    His record collection must have fallen off the shelf and hit him when he was looking for that song for us... He might find it one day...
     
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    Must have fallen out of the ugly tree.
     
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    I once went to the doctors to get a small mole removed from my knob, he said he'd remove it but if I ever went back with the same problem he'd report me to the RSPCA.
     
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    He tried pushing in the queue at Greggs, but I wasn't going to let him get away with that.
     
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    He tried to get a closer look at Albert's arse and didn't notice how close he was to the glass in Fenwick's window.
     
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    Never push Mike out the way in Greggs
     
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