Off Topic The Burly Arms

Serves you right for buying a hairdresser's car

 

I like it!

 

You won't be saying that when you're trying to cram your missus' 6 suitcases in the boot.

 

The Mrs is going on the roof.

 

Just planted one acre of corn, that's me for the day.

 

How's the water pump?

 

Pump & well going great thanks.

 

I hired a car a few years back when I came over for my son's wedding. I didn't want anything too fancy, just a Focus or similar.

What did the ****s give me? A ****ing Nissan Joke! Even worse the ****er was white too.

I looked like some ****ing Essex hairdresser driving about in that piece of ****!

 

The last time I was in Morocco I hired a Dacia. Can't remember the model, but it was the small one based on a Fiesta / Corsa type thing.
It was ****ed. The windscreen was cracked right across the drivers side, full of dents in the panels, a couple of suspect tyres, boot wouldn't open. I drove it from Marrakech to Agadir, discovered the headlights didn't work so had to drive on sidelights. I checked the coolant level half way to Agadir (don't want to break down in the dessert) and found a ****ing dead scorpion in the engine bay !

 

Wasn't Hertz then?

( more like Hurts)

 

Have I paid for this little trip as well?

 

I'm sat on the train now...

She says Hi, and don't wait up

 

At the O2 right now. Had 4 security checks...get a grip FFS.

Stormzy chilling with my pal denny, had a beer together to add to the C list celebrity accumulation.

All good though. ****ing baked and done half a bottle of Rum.. Happy days

 

Enjoy fella

 

Chillin watching fireman Sam with the bambino. She fell asleep ages ago. There's a lot of irresponsible Welsh folk in Sam's little village.

 

There are irresponsible Welsh folk in every village.

 

Spent yesterday up at Leeds Uni open day with my middle girl who is in the first year of her A levels - fookin' long day but it is a tremendous Uni without question (my eldest went there too) ...

Back to the grind today but might take the afternoon off ...

 

My eldest did her degree and Masters at Leeds. The student area around Headingley is great, but some of the private accommodation leaves a bit to be desired.

 

True (mine did a Masters too - in English - which is also what my middle girl's preference would be) .. my eldest was in Henry Price halls in first year and then moved with 4 other girls behind Hyde park - pretty close to the mosque .. the landlords they had there were great in all honesty.... even put security cameras in the bathroom to make the 5 girls feel secure ... joking aside, my eldest had a wonderful time - although you do have to be a bit careful around Hyde park

 

Had an amazing night and just had a monster breakfast to help cure my head!

Seriously impressive live act though, sounded just like on the radio.

He played the exact set he's playing at Glastonbury on Saturday night...he did ask people to keep it quiet!!! But anyone going will have a great time.

Just seen Liverpool have signed Mo Salah too. Happy days.