Off Topic The Burly Arms

Hmmmm... wonder whether the timing of St Sockworth's latest appearance has anything to do with defection away from the Marathongate poll debacle

... noticeable that he hasn't been heard of for the duration of the cup semi-final weekend ... including Southampton's midweek game at Chelsea <llaugh>

 

You seem to have something resting on the emoji Quentin ... is it a medal?

 

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Off out to meet some bird from work for drinks in a bit...

Just split up with her fella a couple of weeks ago

 

Jammy dodger.

 

Sympathy bang ... get in there buddy

 

Not ideal I'll admit ... but if she's really fit, her being on the blob wouldn't have stopped me back in the day

 

That's the plan mate

Tend to have habit of ****ing these things up though so we'll see

 

If she starts getting all morose and mentioning the ex with tears in her eyes, your plan might be in danger ...especially if she starts the "it's great to have a friend i can talk to" bollox ... should that happen, quickly drop in a 'well-jel bomb' to get her mind back on track .. something like

"Don't waste your tears on him, he's not really worth it ... probably shouldn't tell you this, but Chloe in accounts reckons he might well have banged a couple of girls from facilitiess behind the photo-copier in the basement" ... once she stops swearing she might just want to take you to see that photocopier

 

You know the drill mate... let her whinge about him for a bit while I subtly put him down and casually slip her compliments.

Then as the drinks flow quickly change the tone with the 'well he's a prick anyway' and 'you need to get back out there'

Like I say though, I tend to **** these up so we'll see

If she even mentions the friend word then I'll most likely make my excuses n go get some gear

 

Anybody successfully managed to drink alcohol whilst on a concoction of co-amoxyclav, Naproxen, Co-Codamol and Omeprazole?

Fairly specific question but couldn't think of a place where I'm more likely to get an expert answer than right here.

Sitting at home waiting for the match to start and it seems a sin to be not having a few cans.

 

Should be fine, as long as you don't mind running the risk of passing out and dribbling on yourself.

 

I meant side effects other than the regular ones.

 

Oh right, sorry pal can't help ya too much there then

Expect to feel drowzy VERY ****ing quickly though

 

Lads, unfortunately...


She was on it as **** but the whole 'I have respect for myself' and 'my mum said not to rebound' **** came out...

Next time eh

 

WTF!

when she says things like that, it does not mean for you to say 'ok love'..it means you need to pimp out the game and turn it up a notch.

pull at her heart strings..make her feel insecure......then lift her soul...keep on making the point that she needs to move on..talk about all the positives to her mental welfare if she could give herself a break...go easy on ya self baby...i bet hes moved on...not saying me..but get out there..look at you..you damn fine...your man was a bit of a dick anyways gal.....that's it girl you look goood when you smile...here give me a hug...double vodka? ill get some shots too...

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if it still dont work...call her a slut and leave

 

Your response should have been "Your mum's one to talk ...Chloe from accounts reckons your mum was doing your ex for weeks after you and your old man had gone to work" .. gotta think on your feet buddy ...if that didn't work ...you get up, wink and leave with the parting words "I've had your mum too mind"

 

Did your mates call you Moses Fosse?

 

Loads to do today won't be on much, you all have fun though.