WELCOME HOME, SKY!

Welcome back, mate.

I think I am speaking on behalf of us all when I say that this has been a sadder, lonelier place without you.

Come here!

 

Rim.

 

What has he been doing in his absence : skylarking ??

 

The food was nice.

 

RIMMER....

 

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@Skylarker

You have to do a "speech" thread, mate.

It is important that you let us know how you occupied your time in the Cooler, and what life lessons you learned.

 

Part your cheeks @Skylarker

HIAG's got a big slobbery tongue ready for you

 

I've been preparing a speech since Friday, just need to edit it as it's on 5000 words. Not at home so might have to do it later

 

4800 of those words are about grasses and why people suddenly think this board deserves to be serious.

If you want serious threads then **** off to your own boards and be serious. This is the jungle, always has been and always will be.

 

The only person that will care about your "Speech" is HIAG so just PM it to him..

 

You'll read it HB don't lie, mate.

 

Only if I am desperate for a laugh and want to take the piss..

 

So you will read it then.

 

I said "Only if I am desperate" and at the moment I am not so the answer is NO

 

Screw the speech, I want to see the power struggle between you and Stan. Been acting the big man in your absence. Needs putting in place.

 

I've resigned and changed the original job offer quote in my sig

Stan can have it.

 

Some of these lads are making out like they haven't missed you, mate, but I'm sure you'll see through that load of old pony, just as I have.

Looking forward to the speech, and to hearing what you learned, in the Cooler.

 

Yeah, right. Like you've not been licking your lips, Pix!

 

I don't rim mate. That's your territory.