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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jul 14, 2017.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yep, it is the weekend, what are you all doing? Tuna the big poof seemingly has news for us this weekend. Maybe she is actually venturing outside or something mental.
     
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fûck off.
     
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    Tina., Jul 14, 2017
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What's the big news T?

    I've got today off, going to the dentist later and missus is coming round to make me lunch. Few drinks tonight but a quiet one planned, got sunburnt to **** last weekend in Brighton and it seems like a spider has laid eggs in my ankle, it's swollen to ****.

    Luckily I have ****loads of weed <cool>
     
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  4. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Meeting tina.

    Buzzing.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Chinese dentist? Two thirty.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ps Band practice tonight at the studios in Glasgow, few beers, few smokes, prepping for a gig.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 14, 2017
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit's yer news? Am oan tender hooks here.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 14, 2017
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    ^^ this ^^ we are becoming more than twitter friends.
     
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    Tina., Jul 14, 2017
  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Holiday Monday for all the weegies so get it up ye! <ok>

    I'm working it though for extra dosh as I'm away on holiday next Friday :cool:
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Not too sure, probably call the police about drugs being smoked at the studios in Glasgow.
     
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    Patience, Jul 14, 2017
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Her cow of a sister is still staying so severely limited in the shagging front unless she ****s off out somewhere to get her smelly hole filled with diseased cock.

    Declan playing futsal on Sunday so that's about it I think.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Jul 14, 2017
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Why is she staying at casa lochrie??

    Get her toed
     
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    Toley Fart, Jul 14, 2017
  13. GroveRanger

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    Cinema with Mrs Grove, might get to see the new Spiderman fillum. Review to follow.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 14, 2017
  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    I'm on English bank holidays ...
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Still waiting on Tina's big news cos am a nosey **** like that.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 14, 2017
  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    Same mate....

    Off today, went to the docs, I'm not married so no 'missus' to make me lunch. Planned on a piss up on strong lager and a pizza tonight instead, where i will then smoke dope and more dope until i'm off my head, followed by another slice of pizza.

    Need to pick up a suntan this weekend, went to Glasgow last week where i picked up crabs from some bird called Tina, feels like my cock is swollen to **** now.

    Oh and did i say, luckily have loads of dope ♠ before going back to the IT call centre job...oops i mean biscuit factory on Monday.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tina, ya boot <grr>

    What's the ****in big news! <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 14, 2017
  18. Tina.

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    Tina., Jul 14, 2017
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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