Weekend thread - GIRUY Gerry xx

Well? I'm going to attempt a sky dive out my 19th floor flat, with my cats strapped to my back.
Can you beat that?

 

Julie and I have incorporated blumkin into our sex life and will spend most of the weekend perfecting this discipline.

Rgds,
Barrie

 

I've got some fairly stubborn dangleberries to get rid of. If I get that finished on Saturday then on Sunday I'll get be carving onions into statues of saints.

 

Might pop up the toon on Saturday afternoon to watch Scotland against whoever in the oval ball game, Weissbier followed by bourbon. When my mates toddle off home to their partners will then stick iPod earbuds in my lugs (BAP and Neil Young), carouse around the trendy bars in George Street then a 'happy ending' to the evening in one of Edinburgh's many fine, discreet and welcoming Gentleman's Clubs.

Sunday can go f**k itself unless I wake up pished and decide to frequent a licensed snooker centre for a day on the sour mash!

 

I'LL BE GETting a haircut ahead of my stag do. did i mention im going to krakow. thursday

i'll be getting a back sack and crack wax too

going to a 21st tomorrow night also

 

Playing Ireland,busy weekend in store in Edinburgh so.

 

had to google. Sounds gr8. Have fun

 

Going to the pictures to see Trainspotting this afternoon,golf in the morning (weather permitting) then going on the piss to watch the rugby/footie for the afternoon.I'll be lying in state on the couch Sunday.

 

This thread is pretty ****e.

I'm going to a picnic on Sunday

 

You taking your pickaninnies to the picnic?

couldn't help myself.

 

Yes

 

What's Patience preparing besides chicken and water melon?

 

Not really sure to be honest. In fact I'm not even sure why we are going, it will probably be full of boring ****s that won't appreciate my hilarious made up jokes.

 

She laid on a good feed last week so was just wondering,is it warm enough?

 

Thread seems to be bubbling up nicely.

 

Cornbread and craw fish I'm hearing

 

Will be 21 degrees on Sunday.





Wait a ****ing minute, what do you mean she laid on a good feed last week?

 

Continuing the good fight against popery.

 

*potpourri

 

Thanks bro. Terrible stinky stuff.

Much the same as Popery in that respect.