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WE LOVE YOU KIWI

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by qprted, Oct 26, 2016.

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  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

    WE LOVE YOU KIWI

    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

    LOVE YOU MAN
     
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    qprted, Oct 26, 2016
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Ding Dong Merrily On High, QPRTed Is A Poet,

    Ding Dong Merrily On High, He Didn't Even Know It',

    Tra La La La La La, Tra La La La La La...........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 27, 2016
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    If I had the time
    I'd think up a witty rhyme
    But as I dont
    I won't
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 19, 2018
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    No you didn't did you...:emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    Kittenish, Sep 19, 2018
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  5. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    There is a little brown fruit called a “kiwi”.
    Some people call it a “Chinese gooseberry“.
    It is shaped like an egg, and very hairy.
    It is named after a bird in New Zealand.
    They are a tasty treat when they are on hand.
    Cut it open, and see it is green inside.
    Popularity is something not denied.
    Seeds of the fruit are embedded in a ring.
    Sweet and tangy juice has this edible thing.
    Flavor like strawberries make my taste buds sing.
    Found in the tropical Southern Hemisphere,
    they grow domestically in abundance here.
    When in season, they are much lower in price.
    So go to your produce store for something nice
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Sep 21, 2018
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    very good

    lucky it tastes like strawberrys
    are they back on the shelves yet
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 21, 2018
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  7. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Just thinking, it would be easier to hide things in a Kiwi !!!

    Yes Woolies have banned the sale of needles
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Sep 21, 2018
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    but most people cut open the kiwis
    bit harder to just pop in the mouth
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 21, 2018
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    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    With all that hair as well urgh.... New plan required
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Sep 21, 2018
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Where's tEd
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 28, 2018
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a bit of gender neutralling happening here.......
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 28, 2018
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    is kiwi gender neutral then?
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 11, 2019
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ooh er missis
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 15, 2019
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    UTRs, Apr 15, 2019
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    All you Kiwi fans can now buy our exclusive range of Kiwi loving merchandise only from UTRs products<ok>

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    T shirt only £25000

    Mugs from only £1000

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    You would be a mug not to send UTRs £1k for one of these:emoticon-0148-yes:

    I wont bother throwing in one of these hats on any order over £200+k

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    UTRs, Apr 15, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Does that last image, the cap say.....
    My ass belongs to Kiwi?

    If so, some major gender neutralling happening here..... not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2019
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Free ploughing done here.
    Free hedge trimming done here.
    Free shafting done here.
    Free everything done here!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 15, 2019
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    Kittenish Well-Known Member

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    Any Free love ?
     
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    Kittenish, Apr 15, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwiqpr, Apr 16, 2019
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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