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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    But, but, but....I was only taking the p!ss.
    I've now got my previously unblemished record besmirched to the extent any future excursions on to their board may be met with hostility, or if Bri gets his way a ban....<laugh>

    I'll have to watch my old Laurel and Hardy dvd's to remind me of Bri and Smug should their mods bow down to his subtle hints.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Listen up Minions.
    STFU and finish mowing my lawn when I get back from having my nails done or I'll get you thrown in one of my many gulags.
    Cannot get the ****ing staff <doh>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm using Pickfords departure as an excuse to post this:

     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Comm nailed it when he created the 'Fantastic 4' tag.
    When they are light on numbers it can be shortened to just BRUG.
    It's like watching a therapy session over there at times.
    Highly entertaining indeed.
    I'm turning into Obi now with all the popcorn.
    Lots of love.
    Gru/Stalin
    xxx
     
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  5. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Pickford's removal more like
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Do I get special concessions for being your BIGGEST follower?
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You're 5 followers so you get 5 x the rations.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair they've made it slightly better - they've claimed it was a mutual snub <laugh><laugh>

    As embarrassing as it gets.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Must pop across and get the reaction of my new friend Bri.
     
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  12. General Lee Speaking

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    <laugh>

    Oh dear. Is Lee Clark available?
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    McInnes added. "As the chairman has said, I have ambitions in the game"

    Fair enough <laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. General Lee Speaking

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    Why would he pull out? Must be about a lack of transfer funds? Or a takeover is imminent?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Anyone think Ellis is pulling a fat Mike with these murmurings about a takeover in the background.

    "Ah we couldn't sign anyone because of the 'takeover', just the way it goes chaps"
     
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    'Derek McInnes is better than Sunderland' - Former Scotland manager's shock verdict
    Former Scotland manager Craig Brown has claimed Derek McInnes could do much better than Sunderland
    Derek McInnes is ‘better’ than Sunderland – according to former Scotland manager Craig Brown.

    McInnes revealed last night that he was opting to stay with Aberdeen rather than join the Black Cats, after the two clubs had agreed a compensation package.

    However Brown, who managed Scotland for eight years, feels the Scot has made the right decision – and thinks McInnes could get a bigger job elsewhere in England.

    In an interview with BBC Scotland, he said: “It would have to be an exceptional club before Derek would be tempted to go down south and have another interview.

    “Sunderland was a unique situation, the Scottish connection may have been the reason that Derek went down.

    I genuinely believe that he’s better than Sunderland and that he can get a fine job in the Premier League in England in the fullness of time.”

    Sunderland's next manager - the men leading the popularity race among Black Cats fans
    Aberdeen coach Tony Docherty was also believed to be ready to join the Black Cats, but Brown insists everyone in Scotland are delighted the pair are remaining north of the border.

    “Everyone I have spoken to are delighted that Derek and Tony are staying and the impact will be considerable,” added Brown.

    “It looked to be a surprise, but I think that Derek would look to weigh up all the circumstances.

    “I’m sure he sees, and he has stated, that there is unfinished work at Aberdeen.

    “The big attraction to remain at Aberdeen would be the fact that he is almost guaranteed European football every year.

    And I guess it will be a while before Sunderland approach European football.”


    A couple of absolute corkers there from Mr Brown. Really sticking the boot in. Although on the second highlighted point, I was a bit "No **** Sherlock". This has been a great summer so far and we haven't even bought anyone yet. What an absolute shambles they are. They keep telling us we are the circus - we're like one at the local fair and they're the Moscow State Circus.

    This week in particular they have provided non stop hilarity:

    1. They release a new strip which is absolutely rank and looks like something a popcorn seller at the flicks would wear
    2.They lose their golden boy Pickford to line Ellis pockets
    3. Ellis talks up some phantom takeover
    4. They get knocked back off some failed Championship manager now tearing it up in Scotland
    5. Their new target is Chris Wilder - who? Exactly. <laugh>

    Just brilliant :emoticon-0148-yes: Well done Ellis, keep up the good work.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Urgh, the dorty mackem tramps.
     
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