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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

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    ^^ <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Fabio Borini......wonder if he gets called Fab? :emoticon-0136-giggl

    15 appearances this season, one goal.

    One ****ing goal <laugh>

    Small wonder he went off it when he scored <laugh>

    And small wonder there was dressing room disharmony, Fabio......they were all pissed off with you! <laugh>
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    it's not official until they're thrown off the Not606 premier league board and put in their rightful place
    just what are we paying our mods for <grr> you should be working flat out to rectify this anomaly
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I put in the request during April :)
     
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  6. LiamO

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    We won 5-1 in our last game last season The Mackems lose 5-1 in their last game this season.

    Serendipity and Synchronicity..... Bliss and a toasty feeling...
     
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    Plus the Mackems can count all the goals on each hand.
     
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    Using hands and feet, they can count how many points they got this season <laugh>


    18 Hull 38 -43 34

    19 Middlesbrough 38 -26 28

    20 Sunderland 38 -40 24
     
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    Question...Why do you have 6 fingers and toes Mr.Mackem Adam Johnson...... Answer...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The mackems will be ok. All their players have 40% wage cuts.

    Well all except Jack Rodwell who earns 60K per week. Supposedly Moyes confirmed he didn't have a wage cut in place. They will have to pay Jack Rodwell 60K per week to shag their physio and medical department. He's not gonna leave is he? Who else is going to pay him that kind of wedge. Its a happy thought. I mean he should in theory be great in the Championship, but he looks worse than Colback and he has hardly set the world alight.
     
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    Has Jack Rodwell played in a Sunderland-winning team yet?
     
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    Once I think
     
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    Like many of their squad...
     
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    Mackems and fights go together like purple dildos and lube.
     
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    In the League - 14 out of the 29 they scored, so essentially 50% (49.3% for the pedants)
     
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