Oh great, MD was sozzled last night and now tonight Mick the Simpleton is at it. Thank **** Gambol is banned.
Ever been to the Epping Forest Country Club? More cocaine in that car park than downtown Bogota, more fake tan and Chanel No 5 than a Selfridges sale, and more tattooed necks than you'd find in a Rusian gaol.
You went to the right place my friend. If you are partial to a bunk up in a Range Rover with a Katie Price wannabee, you probably had that too?
I would love to say that I did, but no I never. I was too busy speaking ****e to random people with this new drug in my system.
Es was all the rage in those days,didn't they make a few gangster movies out of that scene,Southend club some young girl died and a few blokes shot in a Range Rover.It's a strange place Essex,full of geezers and wannabees