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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    our bitter friend Astro.

    I shall start us off so you get the idea..


    Dumb and dumber.

    Forrest Gump

    One flew over the cuckoos nest.
     
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  2. Swarbs

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    2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast at making stupid claims he will later regret
    2 Furious at people point out all the stupid claims he is currently regretting <ok>
     
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  3. Sweats

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    See no evil hear no evil.

    <laugh>
    Taken me ages to think of a good one..
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Anger management.
     
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    The Thing

    Panic Room

    The 40 Year Old Virgin

    Psycho

    Home Alone

    and my personal favourite...

    Snatch <laugh>
     
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  6. Treble

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    Btw you do realise this bit of fun will be twisted by the first liverpool fan that comes here.... to "astro obsession!!!!"
     
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  7. Sweats

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    I don't care. Thought it could be good value.

    40 yr old virgin <laugh> best yet <ok>
     
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    Star Wars - a new hope.
     
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  9. Sweats

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    V for Vendetta. <laugh>
     
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    Hot fuzz <laugh>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    In the line of fire.
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    Mopey Dick
     
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  13. Treble

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    Shaft
     
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    Never been kissed <ok>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    You're all obsessed!

























    Jaws (He tends to bite)
     
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  16. Stan

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    Did astro have a tantrum after Liverpool were humiliated by Burnley? If so, link please.
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    Nah he was scolding other Liverpool fans for being negative, seems Astro has caught UIRitus

     
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  18. Bodinki

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    Completely mental.
    He actually thinks that team is going to win things.
    Thing is, I rate Klopp, but that crop of players he has are pretty pony to be honest.
    With the exception of probably Clyne, Coutinho, Sturridge (when his legs work), and maybe that Mane who has looked good the few times I have seen him.
    Other than that they are pretty ****.

    And I am not Wumming either, I seriously pride myself on being as objective and unbiased as possible, and that team is not going to achieve **** and will be as inconsistently **** as they have been the last 3 seasons.
    Their first two games have backed up my opinion too, win at Arsenal, lose to Burnley!
     
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  19. Stan

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    I told UIR last season that he had become the United version of Astro.

    What a pathetic chump he was for doing a disappearing act. Guaranteed he's on another forum insisting that he never rated LVG and knew Mourinho would become the United manager. #itk

    Speaking of chumps who flounced off but still view the forum whilst seething, hi Bluey! <laugh>
     
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  20. Stan

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    Who will he blame when they finish 6th?
     
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