Try driving in any part of Australia, for any amount of time. I fear we'll be facing a 0km/h speed limit soon.
I'll skip that thanks... I'd get a flat tire in the middle of nowhere and be either bitten by a venomous snake or kicked in the goolies by a kangaroo.
It wasn't really my idea of France. I was used to the South: fine wine, sunshine and beautiful everything. That Calais to Paris part of France, well I just didn't expect it to be quite so awful. Well, you live, you learn, eh?
Kangaroos and snakes aren't all that common tbh...But we aren't ****in' kidding when it comes to spiders here. I'm a horrible arachnaphobic and scream like a little girl when I see a regular huntsman. There was this one time though the other night where a bird-eating spider somehow got it's way into my bedroom in the dead of night. Frankly if I was able to get to sleep at a reasonable time that thing would've been right on my face at one point or another. They're ****ing massive the bird-eaters....
Man.... we get tarantula's but nothing that big.How on earth did that get in your room and what did you do with it?
How does a spider eat a bird? I can't imagine a spider with a shotgun and a poultry chef on speed dial.
I believe that the Bird Eating Spider was only named such because it just happened to be eating a bird (something that it doesn't regularly eat) when it was discovered.
"iCrofty": What a superb name Jonny! Even Legard is not so conceited⦠Kansas is ridiculous. Why the hell is it there? It's like a massive Belgium; both are just in the way, hindering one's progress to something â anything! â interesting. I imagine living in Kansas without a private aircraft would be unimaginably dull. Speaking of aircraft, I've got to hurry back on topic. Sao Paulo really is Bladerunner City. Once again I find myself packing for a potential adventure; once again, I have little choice but to trust strangers in the hope that they value their payment; and once again, I hope I'll be able to tell the tale this time next weekâ¦
LOL Cosi... I couldn't have described Kansas any better! On the plus side though... drive west through it and you arrive in the beautiful Colorado.
It really, really is a relief when those mountains finally appear isn't it! My thanks to Bhaji and ZERO for your joint wisdom.
I like Belgium. It has chocolate, chips (fries), mayonnaise, Spa-Francochamps and Zolder. Then again, it also has the EU
I'm very lucky to live in such a beautiful place. Waking up every day right next to the mountains is fantastic, but I'll never forget the first time I saw the mountains when I moved to CO as a kid and seeing Pikes Peak dominate that skyline to the southwest
I dislike most of Belgium as the highest points are the bridges over the motorways and the motorways are full of caravans! The only benefit of Belgium is that it ends with the Autobahns