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  1. Zanjinho

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    You're French ;)
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    I obviously know what you meant. Why blurker?
     
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  3. Prince Knut

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    My daughter knows it as 'That bastard, over-priced featherlite contraption that split and gave us you'. Probably not the best father's speech on his daughter's 18th.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

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    That's what me and my Scouse mates have always called them <ok>
     
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    But why blurker? Where did the word "blurker" come from?
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

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    I'm scouse and I've never heard that word. You sure it's your scouse mates and not the latchfordonians?

    A quick google and a blurker is someone who reads lots of blogs but never posts.
     
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  7. Prince Knut

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    It's what my Chinese ancestors would call the veil that some Muslim women wear.

    I'll get my coat (and rickshaw).
     
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    Scouse born and bred and I've never heard it before either. Perhaps I just haven't done enough drugs.
     
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    I always take a lump hammer to bed.....
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    If they know when they ovulated that can help them get a better guess but can't know for sure.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    So you might not be your kids father?



    @Zingy !:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    At the risk of stating the obvious, it depends. On the estimated time of ovulation and the time of the nookies. But seriously if the woman had sex with three men in the space of 2-3 days, which is not impossible, then it is not logical for the woman to know who the father is.
     
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    Possible for there to be twins with different fathers if she sleeps with two men near time she ovulates if two eggs are released. (Fraternal, not identical twins obviously)


    Also possible to be born of woman with two fathers. Some people are natural chimeras where one twin absorbs another less developed one during early stages and has different cells in their body with different DNA. It's possible two eggs fertilised by two different fathers could result in a chimera. Thus the baby has two daddies.
     
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    Me. So I haven't got one :wink:
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Condom = Spunk sock / spunk balloon
     
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  17. Prince Knut

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    That's what Mary told Joseph...
     
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  18. DirtyFrank

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    Ass sex....unless it dribbles.....
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    The one good thing about being married... 15 years no condoms.<cheers>





























    ... Because once married there's no more sex.:angry:
     
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  20. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Tired today headache tomorrow:laugh::laugh::laugh:.
     
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