Everybody likes Aldo. I'm a very likable guy. It's the positive vibes i send out. Unlike that Iain who is a miserable ****.
He's just like a drone, never amuses me let alone make me laugh. Toby is a mong but at least he amuses me. Whereas Iain just plain like Shrove Tuesday pancake selling high rise stacks without the maple syrup.
brb; any updates? Must be a 'news' blackout as I have seen f**k all on Fox (aka Goebbels) News. Information required or it will have to be Squirting Porn on this rather boring Sunday morning!
OK, OK Toby2 has sussed me... My name is Kevin and I'm a 70 year old Stoopid black man from New Orleans who works in a biscuit factory - I had it written in my employment contract that I only ever make dark chocolate biscuits
You may be interested in my new self help book, Aldo's art of successful thread building. Available at all good book stores.
I knew a lad used to spread kit e kat on his knob and let his pet cat lick it off. One day he was relaxing on his bed with the mog doing the business. He had headphones on and his eyes shut. When the music finished he opened his eyes to find that his mum had put his cup of coffee on his bedside table.
