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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by KingoStarr, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    With Barton and Carroll at the club, the question to ask is "who needs puncheon?" ;)
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    We will be signing Lazaros Christodoulopoulos and Ashley will charge £10 a letter
     
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    CD is dead, go get a day job instead!!! Do I wanna spit a bar?? Yes please :D

    Fat Ronaldo spotted at St James Park carrying a lorry load of pies. It is hoped that the aging Brazilian can win the heart, mind and stomach of our chairman in a bid to resurrect his stalled career!
     
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  4. S.Taylors theatrical handballs

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    my dads friends mates taxi driving uncle says that he's just picked up a black gentleman with a Toulouse badged shirt on......fode mansare anyone?
     
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  5. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    We're not buying Ireland, but the entire country of Ireland...What the Irish lack in ability they make in numbers and our squad is a little light!
     
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  6. Beatski

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    my father's brother's only nephew told me that we're signing Asamoah Gyan as he cant stand cheesy chips, and that the mackems are signing the prolific David Nugent as a replacement.
     
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    Beatski, that is quality, funniest thing I've heard ever. Should get a job at the News of the World.
     
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  8. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    I've read some of the stuff they publish, and they do need someone to think of more believable stories
     
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