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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Capello did the same when he was England manager: anyone who ever watched Gazetta Football Italia would know he could fluently converse in English, yet the English press were convinced he couldn't string three words together in English because that's what he wanted to them to think so he didn't have to deal with their usual bollocks.
     
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  2. The RDBD

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    You missed the times where he told the press hacks when he decides
    to wear a suit or not.
     
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  3. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    I shouldn't if I was you. He says terrible things about your inability to grow stubble.
     
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  4. O.Spurcat

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    Growing a stubble is a sign of laziness. If you want a beard, then grow one and stick with it. To only shave every few days or so, as I say is lazy, and I associate laziness with being unprofessional.

    Not what I want from a manager of THFC.
     
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  5. Well, that's ****ed my chances when you take over!!! <laugh>
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

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    Surely growing a beard is lazier than stubble? Stubble requires regular grooming, while a beard just sits on your face doing the hard work for you.
     
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  7. Spurf

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    A beard requires constant attention you bare faced human from Croydon. I always admired your bare faced cheek but now! :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    Only for a while. A beard soon gets unkempt. I grow one every winter and it isn't an opt out of grooming.
     
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  9. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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  10. SpursDisciple

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    So ****ing take that Croydon.
     
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    Yeah!
     
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  12. Spurf

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    You have bare faced lairs you never have bearded face lairs do you OS so stop your stubblist and beardist ness!

    It's time for the hairy tieless to fight for their right to mock the suits.

    :afro:
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    I rock a weekly stubble with a goatee...it takes me 40 minutes on a Saturday morning to get myself looking sharp. Goatee gets the scissor tidy and stubble gets a grade 0 trim.
     
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  14. O.Spurcat

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    "I rock"

    I have no idea what this means.
     
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  15. remembercolinlee

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    Great refereeing <whistle>

    Unlike that stupid ref who handed you the cup a couple of weeks ago <laugh>
     
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  16. remembercolinlee

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Lovearsenalcock

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    Apologies, autocorrect <whistle>

    'have'
     
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    Both Andre Marriner <grr>
     
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  19. remembercolinlee

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    I know...was trying to be dry and witty...but from your reply I am guessing that I managed to make myself look like a dumbass <laugh>
     
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    To be fair to the useless twat, he was let down by his linesman on both occasions.
    Called one offside when it wasn't and failed to call one when it was.
    I wonder if it was the same bloke?
     
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