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Tom Daley or what?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, May 18, 2017.

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  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Arms like calves???
     
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  2. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    He probably wants to wind his neck in when it comes to the subject of cheating <whistle>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He's an utter ****. I can see why he married so well with the Mackems.
     
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  4. GeordieHalfbreed

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    "Only incidents that result in a player winning a penalty or lead to an opponent being sent off - through either a direct red card or two yellow cards - will be punished."

    Will they look at players who get sent off when their first yellow was due to a dive, but the second is legitimate?

    In any case, this is most probably excellent news.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, May 19, 2017
  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Cheats need a proper kick in the bollocks to show them what pain really is.
     
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  6. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    The likes of Alexi Sanchez, Giroud, Ashley Young etc should be murdered for diving.
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Heed's getting on. I know he cheats (see his avatar) but sometimes it's old age which makes him go down not deliberately diving.

    Show some sympathy for the old codger.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    And what's your excuse 'Trev the cheat'?
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    -Looks over shoulder-

    Who, me?

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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This. We should see if Sammy wants to pop along to the Earl for first home game. He can kick Trev in the balls for a laugh. I'll bring popcorn.

    Sammy- there's a strict dress code at the Earl. Steel toe capped boots only.
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    If it's only steel toe capped boots does that mean you wont be wearing those chinos? Not sure seeing you in the Chinos or just in steel toe capped boots is worse. Put together a sentence including the words "mama" "help" "me" "please" "O" 'M" "G""I'm" " going" "to" "hell".
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    So true Trev. <ok>

    Seriously, I had my Pacemaker checked yesterday and lucky for me I have 3 or 4 years left on the battery.
    Good thing these checks ups, I'm normally set at 60 bpm.

    Anyway they switched it off, so my heart was running at about 30 bpm - slow as ****, but then I realised this is how Nev is most of the time.

    Next came the supercharge - turned up to 130 bpm - I was like Benny Hill on steroids running round the hospital corridors.

    Here's one of favourite tunes....

     
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    Heed, May 19, 2017
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    Love the music. Don't make it like that anymore...

    On topic i loved Huth's response on twitter

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    Great News, add pretending to be injured and crying when you lose and we are really getting somewhere!

    1:09 PM - 18 May 2017
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    That's good from Huth, a proper defender...

    Yes, the Stranglers, still going strong. <ok>
     
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  15. General Lee Speaking

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    How far back should retrospective bans go? I still haven't forgiven Huth for stamping on Shearer's balls. Still time for a ban before he retires.
     
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