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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I suspect you'd break the lightbulb if you just sat on it. Must have been a slow insertion on a well lubricated frequently stretched anus to get a lightbulb inside without breaking it.



    Surprised noone has brought up Rafael Da Silva's frozen hotdog incidence.
     
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    Never eaten a hotdog since I heard of that.

    As regards the X-rays, I feel very sorry for Buzz Lightyear, but on a brighter note for the patient at least it was not the Buzz with the wings that popped our at the push of a button. That would have been difficult to remove.
     
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    You seem remarkably well informed on this particular subject :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    That's what I thought, but was to polite to comment. When I first read Milk's comment I thought " There speaks the voice of experience"
     
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    topical joke

    Guy walked into the doctors surgery with a Golf Ball wedged firmly up his rectum. The doctor examined him and said "Its up a Fairway!" Guy said don't you start Doc!"..
     
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    Indeed I've bought and installed light bulbs in many light fixtures around my house. <cheers>
     
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