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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    lady's fingers
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Same way you get **** out? :huh:

    Yeah I have load of experience before some smart ass (pun intended) chimes up
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She gets fingered often.

    #zingywould
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Don't anal beads have strings on them like rosary beads so you can pull them out after? Based on the stories you read sounds like it is easy to get things stuck up your bum otherwise.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Please Don't Stick Stuff Up Your Butt: 16 Strange X-Rays of Things People Have Put Up There
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    HANNAH GRANT

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    Just a friendly reminder from your favorite proctologist, Dr. Butt.


    1. Candy Cane
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    2. iPod
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    3. Sunglasses
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    4. Glass Bottle
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    5. A Vibrator AND Salad Tongs
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    6. Peanut Butter Jar
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    7. Flashlight
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    8. Cellphone (that was actually ringing)
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    9. Pint Glass
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    10. Aerosol Can
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    11. Key
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    12. Bottle of Perfume
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    13. Decapitated Barbie
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    14. Lightbulb
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    15. Shampoo Bottle
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    16. Buzz Lightyear
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    That's where Sooty's fingers are. :bandit:
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    #ladz
    #bantz
     
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  10. saintKlopp

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    I was waiting for the one of Fiona and RHC's head.

    #whataletdown
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was in a rush, but that's ****ing inexcusable <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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    How many of these are bets gone wrong and how many are sexual deviants?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Buzz Lightyear??? <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

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    You have to wonder if ANY of these bar the key could be accidental as in some fat **** sitting on a barbie. I really can't see it. I think they are all deliberate "insertions"

    by who is another matter :bandit:
     
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  16. organic red

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    To infinity and........err......oh dear :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Someone couldn't find a Woody.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The hammer head in Fiona.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Dont know about you but when I sit down I reckon I'd notice a lightbulb (bulb end forst) approaching my ass before it got all the way in <yikes>
     
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