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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    you know my typing.

    i missed another s in that sentence as will in missus
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You seen how much meat is on him!!!
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    #fixed ... no. wait. I meant Biscan
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I'm thinking #iwould
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Your doing leeks wrong just do it like I said.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I do them standing up.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Try it lying down.
     
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  8. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    See hos red card today? What a petulant child <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He's one of the more normal footballers though, he attended a family birthday in a local sports centre a year or so ago and was helping clean up at the end, went round with a black bin bag sorting out the mess from the kids. Fair play to him.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  13. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not quite, but I have shrunk of recent times. Used to be five foot nine. When measured at hospital on Tuesday, I was five foot six <yikes>
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You'll be 3"6 once they amputate your legs. <laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>

    Not funny...But funny. <laugh>
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I always weigh 5lbs heavier and I am one inch shorter at the doctor's office.
     
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  18. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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  19. Tobes

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    Yeah mate, I'm sure the Doctors calibrated scales are nowhere near as accurate as the ones in your bathroom, and the height measure won't be anywhere near to your mark on the doorpost and old tape measure <ok>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    'Kin 'ell <laugh>

    Give it another 20 years and at that rate you'll fit inside the units pocket mate
     
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